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Title: Being the First Part of the Gospel of Spoony, Regarding the Birth of Santa Christ

Author: butterflyslinky

Characters: Spoony, Phelous, Film Brain, Critic, Nerd, Malcolm, Rachel, Tamara, Snob, Ask That Guy, Santa Christ, Insano, Linksano, Professor Celluloid, Chick, Linkara, with cameos from Elisa, Nella and Luke

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 3378

Warning(s): Mpreg played for laughs, mocking of the nativity story and Christmas songs (in a loving way)

Summary: “Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Even as they delivered them unto us, which from the beginning were eyewitnesses, and ministers of the word; It seemed good to me also, having had perfect understanding of all things from the very first, to write unto thee in order…That thou mightest know the certainty of those things, wherein thou hast been instructed.” (Luke 1:1)

Notes: This story is based off the nativity, heavily based on the Book of Luke, but with some references to other Christmas carols and stories and a few Santa Claus legends thrown in. This is intended as cracky satire and is not meant to be offensive to anyone. Special thanks to ladydiskette and pompoko for betaing.