Bad Fanfiction. Do not read.

I'm finally putting this together. Will update as new stories are written/completed

9-1-1:

Divinity

Kisses for Diaz | Prettiest Princess


Captain America/Avengers:

His Mighty Shield*

Life Will Begin with the Color on My Skin

Mrs. America*

The Adventures of Larry Brown, Green Grocer*

To Chase a Beater

When the World Comes Crashing Down*

Boys' Night | Eating Plums on a Sunday | Hate You Forever (Or Maybe Not) | Heroes | Home | In His Eyes | Rocky Road | Silent Sunshine | What They Can Never Take Away 


Channel Awesome and Related Fandoms:

Angel Wing

Being the First Part of the Gospel of Spoony 

Coi Sa Pai

Even Without Him (Our Lives Are Inexplicably Mixed-Up)*

Everlasting

Falling Apart to Have Time

Forbidden Love, Forgotten Glory

Heart Stickers and Cherry Blossoms (We Must Be in an Anime)

Heroic Dramatics

Humanity

In All My Dreams I Drown

Kink Meme Fillathon 2014 

Kink Meme Fillathon 2016

Made for Him

My Problem

Our Father Who Art a Mystery 

Please

Running Out of Time with You

Silent Sunshine 

Starlight Crashing Through the Room*

The King of the Circlet: The Company of the Circlet

The King of the Circlet: The Twin Skyscrapers

Ultimate Fantasy


Denny's Court:

The Runaway Slayer | Orientation | Lullaby | Formal Assignments | Iscariot | Forever at the Edge of the City | Fairy Lights | Another Cup of Coffee | Calvary | The New Priest | The Trial of Linkara*

Written with ladydiskette: Confessional | Dancing to Hell | Bloodlines

Written with ladydiskette and fuzzywezzy: Lady of the Sun | Official Duties


One-Shots:

Across the Multiverse | A Lesson in Writing Actual Tasteless Porn | Always Too Young | Cold Bodies | Daddy's Home | Don't Say You Love Me, Don't Say Goodbye | Fantasy Repaid | First Snowfall | Hot Cocoa | Jaeris Babbles | More Than You'll Ever Know Part One | More Than You'll Ever Know Part Two | Much Less Annoying | My Favorite Sitter | My Princess | Nobody Touches My Kid | Schlumper Lessons | Sing Your Heart Out | Snowflakes and Poinsettias (This Must Be a Sequel) | The Other Side | Til Death or Whatever Comes After | Way Too Pretty

 
Written with lady_sci_fi: Pieces | Serving My Lord


DC Universe

Augury*

Call Your Bluff

Flutter Your Wings, Flutter My Heart

Flux Point

Gotham Fairytales*

Just Can't Prove It

Little Black Bird (Help Me Find My Way)

Pull, Take, Break

The Adventures of Larry Brown, Green Grocer*

The House of Wayne-El*

The Opposite of Love

Boys' Night | Pretty Girl | Warm Enough


Doctor Who

Child of a Time Lord* 

Little Balls of Fur | What I Always Knew


Ghostbusters 2016

Beautiful


Good Omens

The Mad and the Wicked


Harry Potter:

Alphabet One-Shots

Marauders to the End*

Christmas Alone | Drunk on Him | Every Single Day | Roller-Coaster | Sleeping Beauty's Kiss | The Rain Keeps Falling | Vanishing Green | Tie In Art


The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings:

Forever and Always

In the Hall of the Mountain King

The Concubine of Erebor*

The Cruel Adventure to Love and Happiness* 

A Sacrifice to the Darkness | Child | Diggy Diggy Hole | Duty | Forced | From Within | Just Like That | Locket | One Beating Heart | Ori Is Not Cute | Pipeweed on the Beach | Pride and Joy | Punishment | Regret | The Auction | The Daughters of Dwalin Fundinson | Thorin's Majestic Pony | Translation Fail | Unwanted

Written with lady_sci_fi: Durin's Sons*   


Lewis:

Beloved | First Night


The Squire's Tales

More Than Enough | Tremolo


Star Trek: Deep Space Nine:

More Fairy Tales in Deep Space*

Spoils of War

The Diner at the Ass-End of the Universe

After the Battle | Boyfriend Sweater | Braids | Forget Me Not | Forgiveness | Hebgum'CuftUrn

Written with lady_sci_fi: A Little Too Much | A Touch of Paranoia | Stars


Star Wars:

Breakfast Time (Sort Of)


Supernatural:

Anna, Go to Him

A Fairy-Tale Cliche!

Are We a Pack (Or Running Free?)

Baby Girl

Basic Instincts

Candy Girl

Can't Help Myself

Cinnamon Moonshine

Concubus

Don't Call Me Angel

Don't Shut Me Down

Do Vampires Dream of Undead Sheep?

Espresso Yourself

Everything's Fine

Fairy Tales Are Full of Sh*t

First Communion

Heaven On His Mind

How to Train an Omega In Six Months or Less

(I Died) So I Could Haunt You

Last Night on Earth

Magdalene

Moments In the Woods

Never Knew (I Could Feel That Much)

On the Anti-Christ's Altar

Sequitur

So Help Me, Rhonda

Somewhere Together

Strangled By the Red String

The Diner at the Ass-End of the Universe

The High (Was Worth the Pain)

The Little Angels*

The Prince of Elysia

The Reaper's Apprentice

The Robe and Crown

The Shadow of Mount Seelie

The Ship of Theseus

Unum Diem

What Big Teeth

What He Always Wanted

What We Deserve

Your Best-Kept Secret (And My Biggest Mistake)

Fallen | For Peace and Quiet | For Your Consumption | Little Witch | Memorium | O Death | Repentance  | The Queen's Favorite Toy | True Love (If Such a Thing Exists)

 Written with Abyss_Walker: It Started With a Red Carnation

Written with PrincessaKyla: Crowley Corners | 'Tis the Damn (Magic) Season


Other

The Good Place Princess Diary of Bridget Jones


Fanmixes


DCU

Caught In a Bat Romance (Batfam Reverse Bang 2023)

In the Yellow Light (for the fic The Echoes of Scars and the Unbeaten Road by Acaeria)

Reversing a Heist (for the fic Leave the Ruins Where They Lie by StormLeviosa)

Sleepin' on the Lone Prairie (for the fic Bats of the West by GeekInTheCorner)

Smiles of Plated Gold (for the fic Ties that Bind by bittlebarnes)

Sugar Baby AU


Doctor Who

And Love Me for Eternity (Fourth Doctor/Sarah Jane Smith)


Heroes of Harkron Bay

Lady Eos (RPG Character Valentina Eros)

Miss Crimson (RPG Character Polly Justice)


Legend of House Wythyll

Demon of the Road (RPG Character Ghent Glade)

Dock Rat (RPG Character Carter Rouse)

Snowdrops* (The Legend of House Wythyll)

Snow Maiden (RPG Character Lockley Aetheris)

Thief (RPG Character Chip Wheatley)

Wintersea (RPG ship Benedict Wintersong/Carter Rouse)
 

Marvel

Keep the Customer Satisfied (for the fic Love Vigilantes: Redux by patrickswayze)

One Kiss at a Time (Wanda Maximoff/Matt Murdock)

Photo Twinks (Jimmy Olsen/Peter Parker)

Tattoo a Lucky Charm (for the fic On Wings of Ink and Petals by watcherofworlds)

Touch the Sky/Hit the Ground (for the fic Shepherd of the Skies by BoinkyBonks)


Miscellaneous 

Apocalypse Party

Browns and Greens (Playlist challenge)

Circus*

Decarvio

Drains Me Slowly

Just an Old-Fashioned Hero (Original Characters Don Keane and Sally Pan)

Kirk's Breakup Playlist

Slings and Arrows* (Hamlet)

songs to listen to in a nice place for chill hangs where you can sit down and eat one (1) twizzler

Songs to Wreck Your Ex To

Travelling Songs*

Unrestrained Summer Fun


Secret Treehouse

A Thousand Reasons* (Stripper Verse RPG)

Come Travel with Me* (for the fic On the Road Again by nerdcredred  and ocelot_l)

Curse Has Come Upon Me* (for the fic Twists and Turns by lizynob  and lorafantastory)

Don't Stop Beating (for the fic Heartbeats by nerdcredred  and ocelot_l)

Happily Wishing on True Love's Kiss or Something (Secret Treehouse Reverse Big Bang 2015)

How Could I Dance with Another? (Secret Treehouse Reverse Big Bang 2014)

Run Around in My Dreams (for the fic The Pulls by vortexlb42 )

Starting to Suffocate (for the fic Dispossessed by omorka)

Sweetness and Light (Secret Treehouse Reverse Big Bang 2013)

What the Silence Will Scream (for the fic Come Undone by nerdcredred  and ocelot_locelot_l )

When We Risk It All (for the fic Turning Point by lorafantastory)


Supernatural

Little Angels

Perdition's Blossom


Podfics

this is nuts, but be a little boulder (written by athletiger)


(*-incomplete or ongoing work)
 

And since the series is now all over (never got X or Z) here are some more cleverly repainted images!

( Right here! )

TITLE: Words
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Sirius Black, Cornelius Fudge, mentions of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Lestrange, Hagrid, and others.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Alone in Azkaban, Sirius has nothing to think of except words, and only words.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: February 2009. This was the first one-shot I ever wrote. I'd been thinking about Sirius in Azkaban being bored and all. I don't remember much else because that was four years ago.

( Words )

TITLE: Unbeatable
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Jimmy Peakes, Demelza Robbins, Richie Coote, ocs, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: You're unbeatable, Jimmy. You're unbeatable and don't you forget it. Some day, you'll play for the great teams of Britain. That was what Jimmy Peakes's father had always told him. Now Jimmy has to prove it, not only to his team captain, but to the girl he likes, and to himself.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: November, 2010. I was interested in the members of the Gryffindor Quidditch team in book six, and the line where Jimmy defended Demelza made me ship the two, so here you go. Also, the description of Demelza is that of an acquaintance from high school.

( Jimmy )

TITLE: Scavenger
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Fenrir Greyback, Remus Lupin
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: Violence, second-person narrative
SUMMARY: It's a full moon tonight, and you're waiting for a human to walk by. A human to bite.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: June, 2011. I had always been fascinated by the character of Fenrir Greyback, and wondered about the night Remus was bitten, and Bellatrix calling Greyback a "filthy scavenger" sounded really awesome, so I wrote a fan fic around that one word. I also wanted to experiment with second-person narrative, something I had never tried before, and I think it came out pretty well.
( Bloodlust )

TITLE: Queen
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Olive Hornby, Moaning Myrtle, Tom Riddle, Professor Dippet, OCs
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: Character Death
SUMMARY: They called her the queen of Hogwarts. But queens lose their crowns so easily.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: October, 2011. This idea had been kicking around my head for a while, ever since I read Myrtle's throw-away comments on her death in book 4 that were ultimately glossed over. As someone who was bullied a lot in elementary school, I brought a lot of my own experiences and observations to this story, and I think it works pretty well.
( The Queen of Hogwarts )

TITLE: Photographs
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Hermione's parents, mentioned Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Kingsley Shacklebolt, and Harry Potter
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Hermione Granger has never considered herself a sentimental person. But a box of photographs can make anyone stop and think.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: March, 2011. My dad had just given me a copy of Ringo Starr's "Photograph" album, and the song made me want to write a story. I decided to dabble with main characters for it, but couldn't bring myself to write Harry. I think this story is okay, but I definitely have more fun writing about people other than the main trio. And yeah, I know this story doesn't really make sense. I refer you to my comments on "Bracelets."
( Sentimental )

TITLE: Nightmare
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan, mentioned Carrows, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Dean Thomas, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and others.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Allusions to child abuse and torture
SUMMARY: It's three in the morning and one nightmare just melts into another.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: March, 2011. I was listening to the Rent soundtrack (hate that musical, but I do like one song) and reading the seventh book and thinking about how badass Neville is in spite of having to grow up and this came out. To date, it is probably my favorite story of this series.

( Will I Wake Tomorrow? )

I am back from my trip and will probably write an account of that when things have settled down. Meanwhile, the move continues!

TITLE: Lady
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Andromeda Tonks Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort, mentioned Lily Evans, James Potter, Harry Potter, and others
RATING: G
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: There are certain indispensable rules in the house of Black. You must stick with purebloods. You must disdain Muggles. You must keep up decorum at all times. You must show off your magic. You must appear to be a lady so a good pureblood boy will want to marry you.
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: Written September 2010. I was really proud of this story until it was pointed out to me that I got a lot of the ages of the Black cousins wrong, and that Narcissa was not an actual Death Eater. My response? I can't add, I wasn't looking at the Black family tree when I wrote it, and that last fact was not in the books and I don't listen to interviews. However, since this story, I started paying more attention to that sort of thing.
( The Rules )

TITLE: Jordan
FANDOM: Harry Potter
CHARACTERS: Lee Jordan, Harry Potter, Kingsley Shacklebolt, mentions of others
RATING: G
WARNINGS: Mentioned character death
SUMMARY: Lee Jordan loves radio, loves reporting, and loves interviewing famous and important people
AUTHOR COMMENTARY: April, 2011. I was thinking about Lee Jordan and radio reporting and the fact that nobody writes about Lee and came up with this.

( WZRD )